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*****WANTED*****

Name: Zedruu
Alias: Josh "bear" Goulart
Reward: One fresh ZJ

Wanted dead or alive for Gypsy Goat Prostitution ring, raping Random EDH players ranging from Pennsylvania to Texas, and general crimes against nature. Despite its charming, and oddly refined ....sexy....demeanor, suspect is to be taken down with extreme prejudice. Suspect is a master of political trickery, debauchery  and general douchebaggery. Will try to win you over with his "gifts" DO NOT TAKE THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Suspect last seen in Houston Texas with plans to qoute, "migrate on a goat sex spirit journey fueled by blood-semen and  card rape" to the Northern reaches of the land. If you see suspect, do not try to engage in magic game under any circumstances. Call 1-800-GOAT-SEX for more information.